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<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>

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Is it cable yet?
          Hey, hey, is it cable?

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- you're wired.
        - oh!

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This is the second
        Most exciting thing

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I have ever held
          In my hand.

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Harry, you ready to go?

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Dick, we've got cable,
     72 channels,

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And, unlike primitive
     Free television,

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- this one you
        Get to pay for.
      - oh!  That's nice.

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- sally, are you finished
     In the bathroom yet?
   -<I> yeah, yeah, yeah.</I>

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You live in an attic?
You're poor?

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That's so cool.

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- thanks.
           - hi!

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- who's that?
     - this is cheryl.
       She's a cheerleader.

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- a what?
      - show them a cheer.

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- not in front of
        All these people.
      - come on, come on.

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Okay.

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Ready?!  Okay!

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Go, "R"!  Go, "A"!
       Go, "M"!  Go, "S"!

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R-a-m-s!
          Let's go, rams!

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Whoo!

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All right.
               So...

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She's proud
                Of her spelling.

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I'll meet you
       In the kitchen.
We can study in there.

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Tommy, what happened
To august?

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August-- well, august
   Is bright and intelligent

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And funny, and I love
     To be with her,

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But cheryl's easy.

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So you're jeopardizing
       A meaningful relationship

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- for pure physical pleasure.
 - exactly.

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- very well.  Carry on.
    - thank you, sir.

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Sally, here's your coat.

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And I want you to be
          On your best behavior.

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This is a party in honor
        Of leonard hanlin.

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Why?  Nobody
    Likes him.

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They hate him,
             But they honor him.

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It's a human phenomenon
        That I find fascinating.

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Behind his back
            They deride him,

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But to his face
           They kiss his ass.

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Well, that's just the kind
   Of stunt you can see
   Only on cable.

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Plus we got sports,
             Music, movies.

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Oh, and look.

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<I> "El mundo pacífico."</I>

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<I> ( tv announcer</I>
      <I> speaking spanish )</I>

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- ah, that's<I> muy bueno.</I>
    - no.

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( speaking spanish throughout )

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- oh.
      - english,
        Spanish, french...

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- ( overlapping dialogue )
   - I know, I know.

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Earth-- go figure.

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Dr. Hanlin,
       It is an honor
       To have you here.

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Well, thank you,
        Dean sumner.

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And, you,
Be a pleasant toady

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And bring me another one
Of those, would you?

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Dr. Hanlin,

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We so admire
    Your accomplishments.

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Well, I admire your
           Courage, mrs. Sumner.

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An audubon print
        Over the mantle

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Passing for art--

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That takes guts.

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Look who I found.
           It's dr. Solomon.

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Well, an honest man
In a den of bootlickers,

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Not that I don't enjoy
Having my boots licked.

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It's just that I find
You all contemptible.

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So tell me, dick,
  What do you think
  Of my work?

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Mechanistic
       And disturbingly fascist,

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But pretentious
       High schoolers might find
       It thought-provoking.

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I think it's
        Groundbreaking.

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I don't need the opinion
Of a water boy with tenure.

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I'm talking
    To my friend.

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I like you, solomon.

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Well, I don't
             Like you.

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But I don't think
Anybody hates me more
Than your friend,

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- doctor, um...
        - albright.

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Yes.  Probably because
I turned her down.

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I need something
          From the bar.

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Yes, that should solve
All your problems.

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Well, then let's
        Get drinking.

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- excuse me.
       - can I help you?

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Well, somebody
        Said there was

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A giant flaming
Jackass over here.

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They put it out.

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I hate that man.

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I wish there
         Was some way
         He could be--

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- nicer?
          - no, dead.

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Well, you're
                Published again.
                Congratulations.

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Nina, what are
            You doing here?

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You're a secretary.

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You're dr. Solomon's
            Sister.

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You're a lot
             Better-looking
             Than he is.

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Hey, I'm up here.

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Yes, all women would
          Like to think that.

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How would you like
     To have your eyeballs

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In the bottom
      Of a martini glass?
      'cause I can do it.

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Oh, oo-ooh!

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The amazon's going
           To manhandle me.

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You're not worth
    A broken nail.

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- ( groans )
         - dr. Hanlin?

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Dr. Hanlin!
      Somebody call 9-1-1.

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- I think he's dead.
      - ( all gasping )

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Dr. Albright,
    You got your wish!

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Okay, so the kinds
Of triangles are

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Isosceles,
Equilateral, scalene.

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And what's
    The other one?

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Why do I have to know
         This if I'm going
         To be a teacher?

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You want a soda?

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'kay.

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There's juice, too,
      If you'd rather have
      That, or water.

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Hi.

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August, you're here.

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Yeah, we have
       A science project,
       Remember?

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- yeah, right.
    - I think I want a soda.

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Oh-hh!  Hello,

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Auggie.

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Cheryl.
There's something
Different about you.

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Is it your hair?  No.

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Oh, you're
        Holding a book.

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Tommy, could
         You hurry up?

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I'm really thirsty.

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Cheryl's helping me
          With my math homework.

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She is.

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You know, if you want
    To hang out with cheryl,
    That's okay.

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We haven't made any
      Serious declarations
      Of our feelings,

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So there isn't
    The issue of ownership.

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But-- and,
       Just like cheryl,

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This is a big "But"--

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You could at least
       Be honest with me.

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No, august, wait.
         August, hold on.

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I'm sorry.
August, I'm sorry.

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Hello!

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I thought you
Were bringing me
      Something to drink.

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Oh, right.
    Sorry.  Sorry.

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- diet.
            - sorry.

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Sorry, sorry.

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I can't believe this.
       I've never seen
       Anybody die before.

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I know,
    It's amazing.

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One minute, he's active,
And the next, he's inert.

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First he's limber,
And then he's stiff.

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His eyes are twinkly,
Then they're milky.

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He's rosy, then sallow.
Oily, then dry.

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- gurgly, then silent.
     - will you stop!

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Dick?  Dick,
We have a problem.

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- what?
        - I killed him.

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Oh, that's
                Just great.

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Didn't I say
               Best behavior?

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- I never meant to kill him.
  - why can't you be
    Like dr. Albright?

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She wanted him dead,
            But did she act
            On it?  No...

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Because she's
               A lady.

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- the police are here.
   We've gotta get outta here.
 - we will.

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- just walk out calmly.
    - okay, here we go.

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- ( stammers )
Look casual.
         - okay.

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No.  No, no.

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I think we all know
            Why dr. Hanlin died.

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He had a bad heart.

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He ignored
   His doctor's advice.
   He brought it on himself.

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- oh, thank god!
 - yes!

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- let's eat!
          - all right!
            ( laughs )

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- promise me something.
    - albright:<I> what?</I>

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Promise me that you'll
    Never do what dr. Hanlin
    Did at the party.

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Feel up the caterer?
      I won't.

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Promise me you'll
    Never collapse

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And be hauled away
    Under a sheet,

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Because the thought
    Of you lying there,

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Purple, rigid
    And distended,

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Just makes me
         So sad.

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'kay.

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You know what we
Should do right now?

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Run out of here,
    Grab a couple of horses,

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Right bareback through
     The woods all night

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And make love
    In a meadow at sunrise.

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I have a class
            In five minutes,

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And that's just the first
       Of my reservations.

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Forget class.
           Let's live!

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Let's taste danger.

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Let's go for the gusto,
    Consequences be damned.

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Let's drive fast
        And eat cheese.

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Are you insane?

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I've simply awakened
      To the sensual
      Possibilities

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Of everything
           Around me.

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( sniffs )

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You know, I think
     She's fully inflated.

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What is it, nina?

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This letter
       Just came for you.
       It's from dr. Hanlin.

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"Dear dr. Solomon,

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If you are reading this,
It means that I am dead.

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As one honest man
        To another,

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00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,275
It is my dying wish
    That you deliver
    An honest eulogy

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Without any embellishment
   Or flattering crap."

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An honest eulogy,
         I can do that.

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No, you can't.

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00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:22,220
An honest eulogy
       For that man would
       Be insulting.

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00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:25,056
Well, I'll just have
    To find something
    To say about him

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That's both honest
    And uplifting.

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00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,661
Oh, how about

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00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,763
"We love him more today
         Than yesterday"?

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S-p... I-r... I-t!

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00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,537
Go, spirit, let's hear it!
Go, spirit, let's hear it!

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00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:42,273
<I> s-p... I-r... I-t!</I>

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-<I> go, spirit! </I> let's hear it!
 <I> </I> go, spirit!  Let's hear it!
 - oh, gosh!

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00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,481
Dick:
         <I> oh, that is--</I>

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00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,617
She's got the spirit.
       Isn't she wonderful?

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00:10:52,619 --> 00:10:56,121
Yeah, the magic
        Never ends.

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00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,523
- mrs. Dubcek,
        Did you hear this?
      - yes, I heard it.

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00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,125
I don't know what
            Is going on up here,

204
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:03,261
But I have plaster
        Falling into my jacuzzi.

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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,764
I've never heard it
Called that before.

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00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:11,803
- take it outside.
       - later, tommy.

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00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:16,041
So, tommy, can't
        Find fulfillment

208
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,043
In a meaningless
        Relationship

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00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:20,679
With a superficial,
      Simpleminded bimbo?

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00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,447
I know.  I'm just
     As baffled as you are.

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00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,852
Mrs. Dubcek,

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00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,188
Have you ever been involved
In funeral arrangements?

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00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:33,491
Well, not for myself--
          For my second husband.

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00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,829
- lovely funeral, very nice.
  - well, I--

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00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,965
I've been working
    On this eulogy.
    What was his like?

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00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,634
Well, it was
An outdoor service.

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00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,970
And then this woman
             Came along, asking
             For directions

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00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:49,140
Because she was lost
           And she couldn't find
           Her way home.

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00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:51,209
And we were so touched,

220
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,244
That we just forgot
           About carl's eulogy

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And just planted him.

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00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,918
So I-- I just
    Need to find

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Some babbling
    Eccentric

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00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,823
To create a diversion.

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00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,092
What are you doing
    On saturday?

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00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,595
You're just lucky

227
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,964
You're so
            Damnedably handsome.

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00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:19,137
Why does death have
          To be so inconvenient?

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00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:22,707
Mmm, to die,
              To sleep.

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To sleep,
             Perchance to dream.

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Ohh!

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00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:30,148
There's the rub,

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00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,583
For in that sleep
       Of death

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What dreams may come...

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00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:41,459
When we have shuffled off
   This mortal coil

236
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,629
Must give us pause.

237
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:48,133
- what's that from?
      - I don't know, some
        Mel gibson movie.

238
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,772
Mel gibson,
    He's dreamy.

239
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,141
All: mmm!

240
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,214
If we measure
         "X" in grams

241
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,216
And "Y" in centimeters
     Per second,

242
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:08,920
Then "Z" is measured
      In a unit of energy
      We call ergs.

243
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:12,323
The complete conversion
    Of one gram of mass
    Into energy

244
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:16,995
Thus releases
   One times three times
   10 to the 10th power squared,

245
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,563
Which brings me
    To another point--
    Your lives are fragile,

246
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,632
And you're all
         Going to die!

247
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,504
Your time is short,

248
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,506
And I barely know
       Any of you.

249
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,910
Close your books.

250
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,681
I want to sit
        Among you.

251
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,450
I want to share
       Your thoughts,
Learn your fears,

252
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,553
Expose your
        Darkest secrets.
        Who's first?

253
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,589
- bug, what about you?
     - uh...

254
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:49,260
- why are you called bug?
  - I got hit by a volkswagen.

255
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,798
- and, leon.
          - what?

256
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,000
- where are you from?
     - here.

257
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,169
You see?
      This is fascinating.

258
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,238
Uh, who's next?
        Pitman.

259
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:04,042
Uh... What about
          You, dr. Solomon?
          Where are you from?

260
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,149
Okay.

261
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:14,118
I'm sure that
            You've all heard of
            The radio telescope.

262
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,120
Well... Funny story.

263
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:19,557
True story.
         I'm not human.

264
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,927
-<I> ( class bell rings )</I>
    - well, that's all
      The time we have.

265
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,929
And by the way,

266
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:28,066
I assume that some of you
   Have taken a class
   From dr. Hanlin.

267
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,069
Does anyone have
     Any stories about him?
     Oh, good.

268
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,604
- I need something nice.
    - woman: oh, sorry.

269
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,211
I know that it was
           His final request

270
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,313
That I be forthright
            And honest,

271
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,949
But the problem is,
            I can't seem to find
Anything good

272
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:48,052
To say about this man,
     And I've been looking.

273
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:51,289
You know, dick,

274
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:54,359
Everyone has goodness
Within them.

275
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:57,395
If you look beneath
The surface far enough,

276
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,231
I think you're
    Going to discover

277
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,566
A basic inner core
    Of goodness

278
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,069
That, well, makes us all
Children of god.

279
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,837
Well...

280
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,742
I guess I'll just have
     To try to find that
     In dr. Hanlin.

281
00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,879
Leonard hanlin?

282
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,524
Oh, well, good luck.

283
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,666
- listen, august,
         About cheryl--
       - no.

284
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:39,003
No, look, we used
To be involved.
That's over.

285
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:41,005
I'm okay with that.

286
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,441
Now let's not let it affect
Our academic relationship.

287
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,277
No, I made
      A mistake with her.

288
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,913
See, I don't
          Want cheryl.
          I want you.

289
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:51,082
Of course
    You want me.

290
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,154
What can I do
         To fix this?

291
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,089
You could take me
       Someplace nice.

292
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:02,427
All right,
              Um... Okay.

293
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,096
There's this thing
           I got to go to
           Tomorrow afternoon

294
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,666
'cause my dad
             Knew this guy.

295
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,668
It's, um...
You have to dress up

296
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,172
'cause it's really,
            Really nice.

297
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,107
Sure.

298
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:22,046
So when they asked me
     To come to earth,
     I thought, "Why not?"

299
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,683
I was in a rut, working
For the big giant head.

300
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,521
- you know him.
        - dick:<I> harry!</I>

301
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,656
Uh, just a minute.

302
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,629
- who were you talking to?
   - nobody.

303
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,067
Dr. Hanlin.

304
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,139
- how did he get here?
     - I gave him a ride.

305
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,844
This isn't
      Dr. Hanlin anymore.

306
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,846
It's an empty vessel.

307
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,249
See, if he were alive,
Could I do this?

308
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,086
Could any man alive
         Resist a fresh banana?

309
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,725
I rest my case.

310
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,061
But, dick, when
        Our mission ends

311
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,595
And we leave this planet,

312
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,264
Will our bodies
       End up like that?

313
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,300
Of course.
        It's happened
        A million times.

314
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,802
We study a planet.
   We take on the life-forms.

315
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,739
We finish the job.
   We discard the life-forms.
   The end.

316
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,741
Dick, I feel
        Different here.

317
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:27,478
I mean, I like sally.
    What will happen to her
    When I'm gone?

318
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,214
What happens
       To all her stuff?

319
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,183
All her shoes?

320
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,786
You won't care

321
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,788
Because the thing
       That's really you

322
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,790
Will be
       In another galaxy,

323
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:43,294
And sally will be...
     Just like dr. Hanlin.

324
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,264
Whoa, dick, he's
Going for the banana.

325
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,266
Oh, no!

326
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,269
<I> ( classical music playing )</I>

327
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,937
I need to run
          This eulogy by you.

328
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,572
Just say whatever
    You're going to say.

329
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,241
No, I think I've found
       A positive angle.

330
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,710
"Office space
          Is at a premium
On this campus,

331
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,712
- so you'll be
         Happy to hear--"
       - stop!

332
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,881
The man is dead.

333
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,550
We're ready to start.

334
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,588
See how nice it is?

335
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,260
This...
        Is the thing for the guy

336
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,028
You invited me to?

337
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,799
Yeah.

338
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,234
What?

339
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,880
How...

340
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,717
Can we honor
          The memory

341
00:18:39,719 --> 00:18:42,587
Of a man like
        Leonard hanlin?

342
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,424
Well...

343
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,366
He was governed
    By the laws of physics,

344
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,836
As are all
         Living things.

345
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,340
It is a scientific fact

346
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,610
That hearts
      And clocks slow down

347
00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:07,978
As they approach
The speed of light,

348
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,148
The point
        At which matter

349
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,583
Is converted
          Into energy.

350
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,952
Dr. Hanlin's heart
     Approached that speed

351
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,887
On friday evening...

352
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,324
At 7:57,

353
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,360
According to
          The coroner,

354
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,796
Converting his matter
     Into energy,

355
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,699
Into pure white light.

356
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:32,637
Though he is
       No longer with us,

357
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,574
He is all around us.

358
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,749
( whispers )
            Thank you.

359
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,159
That was absolutely
    Beautiful.

360
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,665
Matter to energy?

361
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,235
Could you have
    Been more trite?

362
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,738
Why didn't you
Just phone it in?

363
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,443
<I> ( '20s jazz music</I>
      <I> playing on radio )</I>

364
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:17,815
The fact that someday
We'll lose these bodies

365
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,817
Makes me want more.

366
00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:22,486
I want to share
Myself with someone.

367
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,488
And I think
        We all know who.

368
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,359
I want to savor
Every moment.

369
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:31,095
I want to see places
    Outside of ohio.

370
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:34,198
Hmm, I want one of
         Those big cheeseburgers

371
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,133
With three buns.

372
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:40,204
I want one
            Of those things,

373
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,708
You see people with them.
       You know, they're
Like this big.

374
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,477
- a baby?
           - yeah.

375
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,347
Aren't you kind of
    Stuck with a baby
    For your whole life?

376
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,383
No, you only have a baby
        For, like, two years.

377
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,356
Men.

378
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,292
Dick, when are we going
         To leave these bodies?

379
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:04,995
When we've
    Learned everything
    There is to know

380
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,764
About life.

381
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,302
Whoa.  Good thing
           We got cable.

382
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,807
Man:
        <I> ♪ life is just</I>
     <I> a bowl of cherries ♪</I>

383
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,744
<I> ♪ so live</I>
    <I> and laugh at it all. ♪</I>

384
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,514
<I> ( '50s rock music playing )</I>